1. You are walking to your boyfriend/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path which takes you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is curvy and full of wonderful sights on the way, but takes quite a while to reach your loved one's house.
Which path do you choose? Short or long?
2. On the way, you see two rose bushes. One is full of white roses. One is full of red roses. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
What color combination do you choose?(Any combination including all one color is fine.)
3. You finally get to your boyfriend/girlfriend's house. You ring the bell and the maid answers. You can ask the maid to please get your loved one, or you may go get them yourself.
Which action do you take? Ask the maid or do it yourself?
4. Now, you go up to your girlfriend/boyfriends room. No one is there. You can leave the roses by the window sill, or on the bed.
Where do you put the roses? Bed or window?
5. Later, its time for bed. You and your loved one go to sleep, in separate rooms. You wake up in the morning, and go to your boyfriend/girlfriend's room to check up on him/her. You enter the room:
Is he/she awake or sleeping?
6. It's time to go home now, and you start to head back. You can take either road home now: The plain, boring one that gets you home fast; or the curvy, sight-filled road that you can just casually take your time with.
Which road do you choose? Short or long?
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The analysis is...
1. Which road do you choose to take to your love's house?
The roads represent your attitude towards falling in love. If you chose the short one, you fall in love quickly and easily.
If you chose the long one, you take your time and do not fall in love easily.
2. What combination of roses do you choose to give your love?
The number of red roses represent how much you expect to give in a relationship. The number of white roses represent how much you expect in a relationship. Therefore, if a person chose all red with one white, he/she gives 90% in the relationship but expects to receive only 10% back.
3. Do you ask the maid to get your love, or do you do it yourself?
This question shows your attitude in handling relationship problems. If you asked the maid to get your loved one, then you may beat around the bush, maybe asking a third party to intervene. Avoidance of problems runs high.
If you went and got your loved one yourself, then you are pretty direct. If there is a problem, you confront it and deal with it. You want to work it out right away.
4. Where do you put the roses? On the window sill or on the bed?
The placement of the roses indicates how often you'd like to see your boyfriend/girlfriend. Placing the roses on the bed means you need lots of reassurance in the relationship, and you'd want to see your loved one every day, if possible.
Placing the roses by the window show that you don't expect or need to see your loved one too often.
5. Do you find your love asleep or awake?
Finding your boyfriend/ girlfriend asleep: You accept your loved one the way they are.
Finding them awake: You expect him/her to change for you.
6. Which road do you choose to go home?
The short and long roads now represent how long you stay in love. If you chose the short one, you fall out of love easily.
If you chose the long one, you tend to stay in love for a long time
The River Against Love
A man (M) and a lady (L) who are very much in love and devoted to one another, are separated by a river with no way of getting across to the other side. On L's side of the river, there is a boatman (B) who is able to take her over to the other side of the river but refuses to do so unless she pays him $20, twice his normal fare. L has no money. Another man (S) then tells L that he will giver her $20 if she sleeps with him. L agrees to do so and on receiving the $20, pays B who takes her over to the other side of the river. She is reunited with M and they are very happy together. However, a friend of M (F) finds out what L did with S and immediately tells M. On learning the news, M finds L and ends things with her, stating that he wants nothing more to do with her. Your task is to rank these five people, M, L, B, S, and F, from best person to worst person.
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The analysis is...
M= morality
L= love
B= business/money
S= sex
F= friendship
Relational Psychology Test
1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your Dream House. Describe its size.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
8. What do you do with the cup?
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
10. How will you cross the water?
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The analysis is...
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, Styrofoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, Styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1. 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Draw A Pig
Don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It's hysterical if you do it right!
Get a blank piece of paper, draw a picture of a whole pig on it, not just the head, just a basic drawing though, don't spend too long on it...
DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON.
IF YOU DON'T THE TEST WILL NOT WORK
NO CHEATING
DRAW THE PIG FIRST
HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING??
IF NOT, DO IT NOW
IT IS REALLY FUNNY IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!
OK... NOW TO THE INTERESTING STUFF......
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The analysis is...
The pig drawing serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.......
If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic. Towards the middle, you are realistic. Towards the bottom, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively.
If the pig is facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly and remember dates (birthdays etc)Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you always remember dates.Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions
With lots of details, you are analytical, cautious and distrustful.With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk taker.
With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals. If you have drawn more than 4 legs, you are stupid.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and once again the longer, the better.....OK. who didn't draw a tail? ...
All About You Quiz
Write your answers down on a piece of paper…
No cheating…
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and
yellow
3. Your first initial
4. Name of a person of the same sex as yours
5. Your favorite number
6. Do you like California or Florida more?
7. Do you like the ocean or the lake more?
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The analysis is...
1) You are completely in love with this person.
2) if you chose:
red-You are alert and your life is full of love.
black-You keep mostly to yourself and you are very aggressive.
green-you are a relaxed and laid back person.
blue-you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the
ones you love.
yellow-you are a very happy person and you give good advice to
those who are down.
3) if your initial is:
A-K: you have lots of love and friendships in your life
L-R: you usually try to enjoy your life to the maximum
S-Z: you like helping others who are less fortunate than you
4) this person is one of your best friends.
5) this is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
6) if you chose:
California- you are up for adventure and usually hyper
Florida- you are a cool person who loves to party and chill
7) if you chose:
ocean- you are wild and spontaneous and like to please others.
lake- you are loyal to your friends and your lover and you are very
reserved
Scary Psychology Test
Nobody knows why this test works...
But somehow, it's scarily true - or just scary.
It only takes a few minutes … but beware of the outcome!
DON’T read ahead - just do it in order…..
First, write the numbers 1 to 11 in a list.
Then in the first and second spaces, fill in any two numbers you want
In the 3rd and 7th spaces, write down the names of members of the opposite sex (people that you know).
Write anyone’s name (like friends or family…) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots
Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11
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The analysis is...
The numbers in space 1 and space 2 are just a distraction. They don't mean anything.
The name in space 3 is the one you love
The person in 7 is the one you like but can’t workout
You care most about the person you put in 4
Number 5 is the one who knows you very well
The name is 6 is your lucky star
The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in 3
The title in 9 is the song for 7
The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.
And 11 is the song that tells you how you feel about sex!!!
Personality Analysis
1. Do you have curly or straight hair?
2. Which one would you pick…A rose…or a sunflower?
3. Which do you like better…. Christmas or Valentine’s Day?
4. Do you like the color red, blue, or green?
5. Are you tall, medium or short?
6. Do you have glasses... or not?
7. What is your Favorite Day of the week?
8. When is your Birthday?
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The analysis is…
1. If your hair is..
curly…You are cute and playful
straight…You are sweet and kind
2. If you would pick a...
rose… You have a good but not a dull imagination
sunflower…You have a bright and colorful imagination
3. Which holiday you like more...
Christmas… You love getting stuff
Valentines Day… You love giving stuff
4. Which colour you like more...
blue…You have a bright future
red… Bright future, but not as bright as blue
green……Not a very bright future
5. If you are...
tall… You are dull but still fun
medium…You are ordinary but not dull
short…You are fun but crazy
6. If you...
wear glasses…You love to read
don't wear glasses…You hate to read
7. If your favourite day of the week is...
Monday…You love school or work
Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday…You don't have a social life
Friday or Saturday... You love to party
Sun…You are a religious/spiritual person
8. If you were born..
February or July… You are romantic
June or July… You love to goof
January or September…You are crazy and stupid
May or October…You are a joker
March or November…You are playful
April or Dec… You are talkative and sexy
Three Part Psychology Test
Arrange the following 5 animals according to your preference:
Cow
Tiger
Sheep
Horse
Monkey
Write one word to describe each of the following:
Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Ocean
Think of somebody (who also knows you) that you can relate to the following colors: (Please don’t repeat your answer twice. Name only one person for each color.)
Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green
Your analysis is...
The order in which you place these animals reflect your priorities in life
Cow means career
Tiger means pride
Sheep means love
Horse means family
Monkey means money
Your description of Dog implies your own personality
Your description of Cat implies your partner’s personality
Your description of Rat implies your enemy’s personality
Your description of Coffee is how you interpret sex
Your description of Ocean implies your own life
Yellow - somebody who will never forget you
Orange - someone whom you can consider as your real friend
Red - someone you really love
White - your soulmate
Green - a person whom you will always remember for the rest of your life
OREO Cookie Test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat
Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose
which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo’s:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each
bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreo.
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Your Personality:
1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to
be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You
are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their
children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people
who eat their Oreo’s this very same way. Just like them, you lack
imagination, but that’s ok, not to worry, you’re normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re
very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the
point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out
of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit
4. Feverish Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.
You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do
them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium
and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like
to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations
into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call
a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in
breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always
able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of
your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong.
You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal,
behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take
what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean,
and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But
that’s ok, you don’t care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional
medical help - immediately.
10. I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy
about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right.
You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There’s just no
pleasing you.
