The Idiot Quiz

Are you are smart as you think? Take this quiz and find out! You might be surprised... (Answer out loud, and as fast as you can.)

Questions

There is a one story purple house. Everything in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the television is purple, the stove is purple, the refrigerator is purple, the cupboards are purple.... even the pots and pans inside the cupboards are purple... What colour are the stairs?

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If there are 13 apples on the table and you take away 6 of them, how many apples do you have?

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If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof and the wind is blowing from left to right, will the egg roll to the left side, or to the right side of the house?

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If a plane is going from the USA to Canada, but crashes right at the border, where would the survivors be buried?

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Standing in an open pasture is Papa Bull and Baby Bull. Which member of the family is missing?


Answers

Since the purple house is one story, there are no stairs.

6. You took them remember?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

You don't bury survivors.

The cow. There is no such animal as a Mama Bull. It's called a cow.